We Hate F Tourists
We Hate F Tourists
<h2>Central Location</h2> We Hate F Tourists in Lisboa offers a central base with Rossio a 14-minute walk away and St. George's Castle 1.2 mi nearby. Humberto Delgado Airport is 3.7 mi from the property. <h2>Exceptional Facilities</h2> Guests enjoy a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi throughout. Additional amenities include a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. <h2>Comfortable Accommodations</h2> Rooms feature air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies with city views, and modern amenities such as streaming services and coffee machines. <h2>Dining Experience</h2> A continental buffet breakfast with vegetarian options includes warm dishes, fresh pastries, fruits, and juice. <h2>Nearby Attractions</h2> Nearby attractions include Dona Maria II National Theater (0.6 mi), Commerce Square (1.2 mi), and Miradouro da Senhora do Monte (less than 0.6 mi).
Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.2 for a two-person trip.
Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap
Most popular amenities
- Parking
- Free Wifi
- Airport shuttle
- Non-smoking rooms
- 24-hour front desk
- Terrace
- Elevator
- Garden
- Bar
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Guests who stayed here loved
- Melo
Malta
“Everyone was very friendly and the place is also very nice!” - Carla
Chile
“The bathroom was nice, with all the facilities, clean and without smell which is pretty common” - KKacie
Spain
“The staff was absolutely amazing! The location was a little out of way of the main tourist attractions but nothing too inconvenient (the fact that Ubers are cheap in Lisbon helped). Everyone was so delightful and really made the effort to get to...” - Orianna
Canada
“The staff are so great - the make the stay worth it! Cleaning staff are on point! I never felt lonely and also I made friends every single night!!!” - Maryna
Spain
“Beautiful terrace with the best view in lisbon. The location. Beds with curtains! Four beds in the room only.” - Deepak
Canada
“The rooms were clean, the staff was friendly and helpful. Location next to metro was good. Views from the rooftop bar were nice…” - Armin
Netherlands
“The staff were very communnicative and helpfull , the beds were comfortable, lovely rooftop bar to hangout, kitchen was very clean, bathrooms were very clean, location very close to the centre but the street of the hostel was often quiet and not...” - Dallen
United States
“The rooftop terrace was a great social gathering in the evenings. The kitchen had the basic needs” - Girish
Spain
“Each one of the staff is very very helpful....so kind and welcoming 😍” - IIhar
Switzerland
“The location is good and the rooms are fine. I stayed in a room with a nice rooftop view. The receptionists are welcoming. The hostel organizers events to know better the city and the local culture.”
Area info
Amenities of We Hate F TouristsGreat facilities! Review score, 9.1
Most popular amenities
- Parking
- Free Wifi
- Airport shuttle
- Non-smoking rooms
- 24-hour front desk
- Terrace
- Elevator
- Garden
- Bar
Bathroom
- Toilet paper
- Toilet
- Hairdryer
- Shower
Bedroom
- Linens
Outdoors
- Outdoor furniture
- Sun deck
- Terrace
- Garden
Kitchen
- Shared kitchen
Activities
- Tour or class about local cultureAdditional charge
- Happy hourAdditional charge
- Themed dinnersAdditional charge
- Bar crawlsAdditional charge
- Evening entertainment
- Nightclub/DJ
- Entertainment staff
- Game room
Food & Drink
- Bar
InternetWifi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
ParkingPublic parking is available at a location nearby (reservation is not possible) and costs € 1.20 per hour.
- Street parking
Front Desk Services
- Invoice provided
- Lockers
- Concierge
- Baggage storage
- Tour desk
- 24-hour front desk
Entertainment & Family Services
- Board games/Puzzles
- Board games/puzzles
Cleaning Services
- Daily housekeeping
Safety & security
- Fire extinguishers
- CCTV outside property
- CCTV in common areas
- Smoke alarms
- Key card access
- 24-hour security
- Safe
General
- Carbon monoxide detector
- Shared lounge/TV area
- Designated smoking area
- Air conditioning
- Elevator
- Heating
- Airport shuttleAdditional charge
- Non-smoking rooms
- Iron
Accessibility
- Upper floors accessible by elevator
Languages Spoken
- English
- Spanish
- Portuguese
House rulesWe Hate F Tourists takes special requests – add in the next step!
Child policies
Children of all ages are welcome.
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Crib and extra bed policies
Prices for cribs and extra beds aren't included in the total price. They'll have to be paid for separately during your stay.
The number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the option you choose. Check your selected option for more info.
All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.



The fine printMust-know information for guests at this property
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.
Please inform We Hate F Tourists of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
License number: 85993/AL