<h2>Central Location</h2> We Hate F Tourists in Lisboa offers a central base with Rossio a 14-minute walk away and St. George's Castle 1.2 mi nearby. Humberto Delgado Airport is 3.7 mi from the property. <h2>Exceptional Facilities</h2> Guests enjoy a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi throughout. Additional amenities include a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. <h2>Comfortable Accommodations</h2> Rooms feature air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies with city views, and modern amenities such as streaming services and coffee machines. <h2>Dining Experience</h2> A continental buffet breakfast with vegetarian options includes warm dishes, fresh pastries, fruits, and juice. <h2>Nearby Attractions</h2> Nearby attractions include Dona Maria II National Theater (0.6 mi), Commerce Square (1.2 mi), and Miradouro da Senhora do Monte (less than 0.6 mi).

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.2 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Located in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.9!

Breakfast Info

Continental, Vegetarian, Buffet


Availability

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Room Type
Number of guests
 
1 full bed
2 twin beds
1 twin bed
1 twin bed
1 twin bed
1 twin bed
1 twin bed
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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
9.7
Facilities
9.1
Cleanliness
9.2
Comfort
9.1
Value for money
9.1
Location
8.9
Free Wifi
9.3
High score for Lisbon

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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Melo
    Malta Malta
    Everyone was very friendly and the place is also very nice!
  • Carla
    Chile Chile
    The bathroom was nice, with all the facilities, clean and without smell which is pretty common
  • K
    Kacie
    Spain Spain
    The staff was absolutely amazing! The location was a little out of way of the main tourist attractions but nothing too inconvenient (the fact that Ubers are cheap in Lisbon helped). Everyone was so delightful and really made the effort to get to...
  • Orianna
    Canada Canada
    The staff are so great - the make the stay worth it! Cleaning staff are on point! I never felt lonely and also I made friends every single night!!!
  • Maryna
    Spain Spain
    Beautiful terrace with the best view in lisbon. The location. Beds with curtains! Four beds in the room only.
  • Deepak
    Canada Canada
    The rooms were clean, the staff was friendly and helpful. Location next to metro was good. Views from the rooftop bar were nice…
  • Armin
    Netherlands Netherlands
    The staff were very communnicative and helpfull , the beds were comfortable, lovely rooftop bar to hangout, kitchen was very clean, bathrooms were very clean, location very close to the centre but the street of the hostel was often quiet and not...
  • Dallen
    United States United States
    The rooftop terrace was a great social gathering in the evenings. The kitchen had the basic needs
  • Girish
    Spain Spain
    Each one of the staff is very very helpful....so kind and welcoming 😍
  • I
    Ihar
    Switzerland Switzerland
    The location is good and the rooms are fine. I stayed in a room with a nice rooftop view. The receptionists are welcoming. The hostel organizers events to know better the city and the local culture.

Area info

Amenities of We Hate F Tourists
Great facilities! Review score, 9.1

Most popular amenities

  • Parking
  • Free Wifi
  • Airport shuttle
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Elevator
  • Garden
  • Bar

Bathroom

  • Toilet paper
  • Toilet
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower

Bedroom

  • Linens

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Sun deck
  • Terrace
  • Garden

Kitchen

  • Shared kitchen

Activities

  • Tour or class about local culture
    Additional charge
  • Happy hour
    Additional charge
  • Themed dinners
    Additional charge
  • Bar crawls
    Additional charge
  • Evening entertainment
  • Nightclub/DJ
  • Entertainment staff
  • Game room

Food & Drink

  • Bar

Internet
Wifi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Parking
Public parking is available at a location nearby (reservation is not possible) and costs € 1.20 per hour.

  • Street parking

Front Desk Services

  • Invoice provided
  • Lockers
  • Concierge
  • Baggage storage
  • Tour desk
  • 24-hour front desk

Entertainment & Family Services

  • Board games/Puzzles
  • Board games/puzzles

Cleaning Services

  • Daily housekeeping

Safety & security

  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key card access
  • 24-hour security
  • Safe

General

  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Shared lounge/TV area
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Elevator
  • Heating
  • Airport shuttle
    Additional charge
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Iron

Accessibility

  • Upper floors accessible by elevator

Languages Spoken

  • English
  • Spanish
  • Portuguese

House rules
We Hate F Tourists takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in
From 3:00 PM to 12:00 AM
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
From 12:00 AM to 12:00 PM
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Enter your stay dates and check the conditions of your selected option.
Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Crib upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

Prices for cribs and extra beds aren't included in the total price. They'll have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the option you choose. Check your selected option for more info.

All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Groups
When booking more than 8 rooms, different policies and additional fees may apply.
Accepted payment methods
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The fine print
Must-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL

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