Thorpe Park Holiday Centre Humberston, Cleethorpes, DN35 0PW, United Kingdom, Cleethorpes, DN35 0PW, United Kingdom
#3 of 10 hotels in Cleethorpes
Guests' ChoiceBased on 72 hotel reviews
8.6Cleanliness
9.2
Comfort
9.5
Location
9.3
Facilities
8.4
Staff
9.0
Value for money
8.8
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Reviewed: May 2, 2025
Kelly
United KingdomPrices onsite can be expensive. Fish and chips from the chip shop with mushy peas was £17.50 per person. Other than the pricing everything g great.food in the main restaurant was exceptional. X
Basic but perfect for what we needed. Clean and tidy. Lovely owner, great communication. Only downfall was, no microwave. But we had our little French bull dog with us too whom was very welcomed by the owner. Appreciated the weekend very much. Thank you
Stayed in April 2025
Reviewed: April 22, 2025
Sue
United KingdomNot too sure how well Wetherspoon have thought things through as they are not dog friendly. Have no issue at all sitting outside with kids and pets but outdoor area should at least have working outdoor equipment. Only one outdoor heater working in whole establishment so lots went back to their caravans.
Location of caravan and caravan was perfect for our needs. Host was super efficient as always and responsive. Would highly recommend.
Stayed in April 2025
Reviewed: April 12, 2025
Emma
United KingdomVery clean, close to the activities. Excellent value for money, will definitely be booking again!
Stayed in April 2025
Reviewed: March 28, 2025
Thompson
United Kingdoma great overnight stay, however it was very hard to find the number of the caravan in the dark, also we had no WiFi, the double bedroom was freezing with no heaters unlike the the 2 single rooms which had them in the cupboards.we couldn't light the gas fire as the lighter provided didn't work so we had to use all 4 gas rings to heat the caravan up.a part from that everything met our expectations,but I wouldn't choose to stay for several nights without having any WiFi.
Stayed in March 2025
Reviewed: October 9, 2024
Lisa
United Kingdomneed some heaters for when it gets cold
lovely van has everything you need
Stayed in September 2024
Reviewed: September 2, 2024
Karen
United KingdomBeds were a little uncomfortable
The host was very helpful the caravan was clean in good location
Stayed in September 2024
Reviewed: August 29, 2024
Stephen
United KingdomNeeded a firmer mattress
Lots of room
Stayed in August 2024
Reviewed: August 20, 2024
Emily
United KingdomNothing all good.
Clean, tidy, in good condition.
Stayed in August 2024
Reviewed: August 17, 2024
Cope
United KingdomThe map at haven I felt needed more explanation when it’s your first time at the park.
Location was amazing
Stayed in August 2024
Reviewed: August 15, 2024
Sarah
United KingdomThe only thing I think it needs is some chopping knives in the kitchen.
Clean and tidy!
Stayed in August 2024
Reviewed: August 9, 2024
Karen
United KingdomAll good
Very quiet and chilled
Stayed in August 2024
Reviewed: August 5, 2024
Hobson
United KingdomThe signal is a little rubbish but it didn't ruin my holiday
How easy it is to access site attractions The caravan was clean and ready when we got there Communication was excellent between myself and caravan host
Stayed in August 2024
Reviewed: July 29, 2024
Simone
United KingdomNa
Good communication, clean caravan
Stayed in July 2024
Reviewed: July 14, 2024
Karen
United KingdomI understand the phone signal was non existent but if you provided the password to the internet that would really enable visitors to communicate with the outside world.
Very clean, comfortable and spacious.
Stayed in July 2024
Reviewed: June 24, 2024
Julie
United KingdomNothing
Comfortable and tidy
Stayed in June 2024
Reviewed: June 10, 2024
Nikki
United KingdomNo WiFi and couldn’t get a phone signal
The caravan nice but basic was great for what we needed it for
Stayed in June 2024
Reviewed: June 1, 2024
Paul
United KingdomVery clean, host was amazing at helping out with passes. Kids loved it. Would stay again.
Stayed in June 2024
Reviewed: May 12, 2024
Sheridan
United KingdomVery modern and clean.
Had everything we needed. Was a lovely little van. Perfect for what we wanted.
Stayed in April 2024
Reviewed: May 6, 2024
Jade
United KingdomNothing
Everything was clean brilliant Location not to far from the clubhouse
Stayed in May 2024
Reviewed: April 13, 2024
Klaudia
United KingdomEverything was perfect ! Highly recommended.
Stayed in April 2024
Reviewed: April 13, 2024
Wale
United KingdomVery clean
Stayed in April 2024
Reviewed: March 18, 2024
Lee
United KingdomCold bedroom
Everything
Stayed in March 2024
Reviewed: November 8, 2023
Craig
United KingdomNothing to dislike.
Great location and the caravan was spotlessly clean. Nice little touches such as board games for the kids and toiletries if you forgot your own.
Stayed in October 2023
Reviewed: October 2, 2023
Rachel
GuernseyNothing to dislike
Clean, easy parking,
Stayed in September 2023
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